Keeping it together

Don’t cry dude, your team just won the Stanley Cup and you had nothing to do with it

Keyword: stanley cup, commentator, cry

I know this is old news, but hell why not get a little chuckle over this cry baby.  I am all for being “bout it, bout it” for your team, but come on man you are going to get choked up on National TV over the Stanley Cup win that you had not nothing to do with?  Scream, yell give me a Rick Flare Whoooo, but get choked up, pull up your skirt.